Dreaming Life Away
life-writer:

a not so little dipper (●´□`)♡

life-writer:

a not so little dipper (●´□`)♡

thattechnique:

I thought maybe you’d maybe appreciate hearing only the strings and stuff.

lextempus:

Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.

poakiee:

thespectacularspider-girl:

Somebody linked me this from 4chan.
"Cop kills unarmed woman"

OMG. I’m going to hell for laughing way to hard.

poakiee:

thespectacularspider-girl:

Somebody linked me this from 4chan.

"Cop kills unarmed woman"

OMG. I’m going to hell for laughing way to hard.

faeries-everywhere:

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

the carrot on the side contemplating this piece of performance art tho

faeries-everywhere:

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

the carrot on the side contemplating this piece of performance art tho

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

j0ye:

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT

senkkei:

"What are you going to do, hit me with a book?
…What are you, Trahearne? A useless scholar studying a dead land?”
because trahearne is not just an antisocial nerd but also a legendary necromancer that does freaking DEATH RITUALS and probably bathes in blood and NO ONE seems to acknowledge this ever which is hilarious

senkkei:

"What are you going to do, hit me with a book?

…What are you, Trahearne? A useless scholar studying a dead land?”

because trahearne is not just an antisocial nerd but also a legendary necromancer that does freaking DEATH RITUALS and probably bathes in blood and NO ONE seems to acknowledge this ever which is hilarious

Bucky: "You look pretty..."
Steve: "What?"
Bucky: "I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT STEVE!"

lifeisntwastedonus:

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me