a not so little dipper (●´□`)♡
I thought maybe you’d maybe appreciate hearing only the strings and stuff.
Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.
Somebody linked me this from 4chan.
"Cop kills unarmed woman"
OMG. I’m going to hell for laughing way to hard.
This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.
the carrot on the side contemplating this piece of performance art tho
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
THIS IS VERY RELEVANT
"What are you going to do, hit me with a book?
…What are you, Trahearne? A useless scholar studying a dead land?”
because trahearne is not just an antisocial nerd but also a legendary necromancer that does freaking DEATH RITUALS and probably bathes in blood and NO ONE seems to acknowledge this ever which is hilarious
#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#DO U REMEMBER ALL THE META AND THE COMMENTS ABOUT THAT FIRST LOOK#THE WAY DEREK TAKES THAT BEAT LIKE#HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS GIVING UP SOMETHING FOR ME#I NEVER THOUGHT THIS KID MEANT MUCH BEFORE#AND SUDDENLY HE’S DOING THIS THING FOR ME#AND IDK WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING#AND IT’S ALL BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL#AND U CAN SEE WHERE DEREK WOULD START TO LOOK AT STILES DIFFERENTLY#AND THEN MASK IT IN LAYERS OF SARCASM AND ANGER THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW#AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY’RE TOGETHER AGAIN#AND THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH BUT THEY KEPT MISSING EACH OTHER#AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME STILES HAS SEEN HIM PROPERLY IN A WHILE#AND DEREK’S ALL MELLOW AND WISE#AND STILES IS LOOKING AT HIM LIKE //FOR THE FIRST TIME//#LIKE THIS IS A DEREK HE KNEW EXISTED BUT HAD NEVER SEEN#HAD EXPECTED AND WANTED BUT NEVER GOTTEN#AND THEY’RE ON THE SAME TEAM NOW#THEY DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT ANY MORE#HE DOESN’T HAVE TO HATE HIM#HE COULD ACTUALLY FALL FOR HIM#THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PARALLEL EVER TO EVER#BECAUSE IT’S LIKE SEEING THE POTENTIAL POSSIBLE ‘I COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ONE DAY’ LOOK#AND IT’S ALL IN CANON#FUCK U CANON U DID IT ALL BY ACCIDENT BUT IT’S THERE AND U CAN’T TAKE IT FROM ME(via felicitysmock)